Funny Birthday Quotes

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
~Abraham Lincoln

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
~ Oscar Wilde

Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim

No wonder I’m unhappy; My twin forgot my birthday.
~ Jerry Dennis

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
~ Euripides

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~Lucille Ball

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
~ Frank Sinatra

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
~ J. P. Sears

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
~ Pablo Picasso

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
~ Stephen Wright

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
~Don Marquis

The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer

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4 Responses to Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. Anton Abinaya.M says:

    It would be nice if you add funny quotes on life and love… That is the most attracted one by the viewers actually… So kindly add them as soon as possible…

  2. paula taylor says:

    absolutely brilliant, love them :)

  3. OKWERA Oryem DVD says:

    am easily found on FB cos email servic expensiv at sch always want 2have them but sinc in link em usually demoralised pse find way of reachin up the minority with interest as well with at least one quote in a day Thx God bles u

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